"Makin a list, checkin it twice, gonna find out who's naughty and/or nice...

Make a list of 20 people you know:

1. KBacon
2. D-Nasty
3. Hogan
4. Wessie
5. Dannie
6. Cracker
7. Calli
8. Hollywood
9. Junior
10. Raz-ma-Taz
11. Tejas
12. Mitch
13. Kat
14. Anna G
15. Randy (that's his name)
16. Mabes
17. Blythe
18. "i'm so Seattle"
19. RICHARD
20. Terp

Answer the following:

--How did you meet 13?

I don't remember...I met her back in '99, either in Tutwiler or at Crusade, but then we had a magical class, Classical Rhetorical Theory together in 2003...and then we taught public speaking across the hall from each other...then she shared some good poetry with me...and then she shared some conversations with me...and man, she's a fantastic and faithful crazy lady!!

--What would you do if you never met 5?

I'd be sad...i wouldn't have anyone to come see me only to take candy out of the record and then throw trash at me...and i would have one less friend on thefacebook.com and on myspace.com...and he wouldn't leave me "nice words," and that would possibly be tragic-ish

--What do you honestly think of 10?

Oh she's crazy! and she puts up with me...so...hmmm?

--Would or did 19 and 8 date?

well, he's pretty cute, and she's pretty cute...isn't that all it takes?

--Have you ever liked 3?

we go to the target a lot, and we get rowdy rowdy in the Parisians parking lot...and there's no one i'd rather have as my special ops partner...she's pretty cool!

--If 1 died tomorrow, what is one thing that you would need him/her to know?

Oh, what wouldn't i need him to know...KBacon, I LOVE YOU!

--Would 2 and 11 make a good couple?

I don't know...they met each other once, and saw each other one other time...but i don't think they're a lot alike...but you know what my girl paula said, "opposites attract"

--Describe 7 in 3 words:

Crazy, Sexy, Cool!

--Do you think 12 is hot?

There's no thinking about it...she is HOT!

--Would 1 and 17 make a lovely couple?

She wouldn't think so...but man...a hottie like him, and a hottie like her...yeah, lovely couple! But, she's married to someone way better!

--What do you think when you see 8?

She's a Hottie!

--Tell me something humiliating about 11.

I think he told me something the other day, but i totally don't remember...i could look it up, but i'm not gonna right now...he's pretty cool though, i don't think he gets humiliated often...and he reads some awesome books!

--Do you know any of 3's family members?

Of course...and her dog, Corduroy

--What's 20's favorite color?

I have no idea...Terp, you wanna help me out on that one? We're basically twins, though, sometimes, so i'm gonna guess orange...it for real is STILL the NEW PINK!

--On a scale of 1-10 how cute is 14?

She's an 11!

--What would you do if 4 just professed his undying love for you?

Umm...he does every day-ish??? sort of...i would for sure...ummm...what would i do? I would consult his brother's new favorite book "Kiss me Quick"...it's too bad-ish that he professes his undying love for every girl around...

--What language does 19 speak?

American, Spanish...Rap...Doctor (aka, i guess some Latin)...there could be some others...he's a smartie!

--Is 9 a boy or a girl?

He's not either...he's a MAN!

--Would 18 and 4 make a good couple?

Anyone would make a good couple with either of these individuals...too bad they don't live in the same neighborhood...or city...or state

--What grade is 17 in?

She's way too cool for school! Duh!

--When was the last time you talked to 12?

A little before midnight...on May 11, 2006

--What is 3's favorite band?

She likes BTE, Sister Hazel, Rascal Flatts...and my man Luda

--Does 1 have any siblings?

Yeah...Bacon BROTHERS!

--Would you ever date 6?

He's way too good for me...probably the most sincere and cool man i sort-of know...at least on paper, he rocks my world!

--Would you ever date 7?

Clearly...we got such a high percent on the lovecalculator.com...and she's the only person i know with a silent beginning letter in her name!

--Is 15 single?

I have no idea...i haven't seen him in about 4 years...maybe i should work on getting that info?

--What is 19s last name?

well that would give away some of the mystery, wouldn't it?

--What is 5's middle name?

Allan (and i even know how to spell it!)

--What is 10's fantasy?

Oh...i know wh-wh-what her fan-n-t-t-a-a-sy is...ha! but i'm not writing it here

--Would 14 and 19 make a good couple?

Everyone wants to date 19---14's got her eyes on someone else...

--What school does 16 go to?

The University of Alabama

--What school does 1 go to?

He doesn't go to school, duh! He's in a band!

--Where does 9 live?

Tuscaloosa, Alabama

--Would you make out with 6?

Heck yes, i would...but i don't know what that means

--Are 2 and 5 best friends?

Yep...but why are they? Now, that's a better question...and i know that answer too, example: going to see random softball games!

--Is 20 older than you?

of course not...but is he cooler than me? oh yeah!